I was reading the Maximum Ride books again and Fang's blog made me think of Nico as I think they are similar characters. So I came up with 'Nico's Blog'. Please submit questions to answer.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: Day one
Hello all you people that happen to be surfing the internet or have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades cabin at your favorite demigod camp. And if you're a Roman fan and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me by my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. You dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) cabin members by their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if you stay in your cabin for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few questions asked by my buddies at camp, they have been disguised by user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did you hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping you by his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I love messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, you were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my question is, what happened to my favorite copy of the Iliad when you went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your username is terrible, I expected more from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, you have two dozen copies, and why you should have a favorite I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the fire I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my question is why did you spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as you came by (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and you looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite cabin assumed I was the reason you were mad and I had been smiling at you so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would you react if I filled the Hades cabin with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an hour later* TRAVIS STOLL YOU ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! YOU FILLED MY CABIN WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a knife at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up or he'll have to admit his love for Katie, which is false* Last question of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask questions later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, you break her heart you're dead to me, you know, if the cursed jewels don't get to you first.
THE END! OK, now, submit your questions for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I said I'm hot but I am hot for you ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three or four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: Day one
Hello all you people that happen to be surfing the internet or have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades cabin at your favorite demigod camp. And if you're a Roman fan and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me by my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. You dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) cabin members by their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if you stay in your cabin for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few questions asked by my buddies at camp, they have been disguised by user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did you hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping you by his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I love messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, you were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my question is, what happened to my favorite copy of the Iliad when you went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your username is terrible, I expected more from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, you have two dozen copies, and why you should have a favorite I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the fire I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my question is why did you spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as you came by (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and you looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite cabin assumed I was the reason you were mad and I had been smiling at you so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would you react if I filled the Hades cabin with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an hour later* TRAVIS STOLL YOU ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! YOU FILLED MY CABIN WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a knife at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up or he'll have to admit his love for Katie, which is false* Last question of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask questions later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, you break her heart you're dead to me, you know, if the cursed jewels don't get to you first.
THE END! OK, now, submit your questions for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I said I'm hot but I am hot for you ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three or four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.