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me and Era (BitemeVampire) are going to write the first chapter soon. feel free to give us ideas!

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story #1
THE STOLEN BELT

Apollo was walking down an olympus pathway doing official god-of-music business, when he heard someone say from behind a bush "psss....Apollo...come here..."
Apollo started looking around the bush when an arm shot out and pull him in.
"Hermes?" Apollo asked "what the Hades are you doing behind a bush?"
"hey Bro....you know my most awesome brother, right?" Hermes said
"your kissing up to me....." Apollo concluded. " and its working. okay what do you want? i have important musicy stuff to do."
"i ," Hermes said." need you to help me prank Ahrodite. are you in?"
"OF COURSE IM IN! Cody Simpson can wait! so whats the plan?" Apollo said

Hermes explained the plan to Apollo. they smiled evilly as they walked up to Ahrodite's temple.
"ready?" Hermes asked
"umm..duh!" Apollo said
and they walked into Ahrodite's temple.
"what do you 2 want?" Ahrodite said , looking at them from her make-up mirror.
"um... we just thought you'd like to know...you left your very favorite chanel perfume in the throne room........and Artemis is in there...so she might destroy it..." Hermes lied.
Ahrodite's expression turned calm to mad-as-Hades in an instant. "OH NO SHE DOESN'T! NO ONE TOUCHES MY PERFUME!! " She yelled , then charged out of the room pretty fast for someone in high-heels.
as soon as she was gone , Apollo high-fived Hermes and said "nice one. "
"well i am the god of lying," Hermes said proudly."and also stealing. come on, lets get the belt."
they hurried and grabbed her magic belt .
"wait. now where do we go? we cant just go walking around olympus with her belt. we'll get caught." Apollo pointed out.
"true.." Hermes said. then he snapped his fingers and said "aha! i've got a place. flash with me."
then right before Ahrodite burst in ,Apollo and Hermes flashed out of sight.
"really Hermes? the UPS headquarters?" Apollo asked.
"im the god of messengers. what do you expect?" Hermes replied
"for you to pick...oh, i dont know....someplace less predictable." Apollo said
"oh, will you relax. they wont find us here.we're safe as long as we're human size." Hermes said confidently .
just then, there was a flash of pink light about only 50 feet away. it was Ahrodite. and she did not look happy. she started searching, looking at every single one of the UPS workers, trying to find Hermes and Apollo.
"umm....i say we flash out right about now..." Apollo said nervously.
"yep......." was all Hermes could say and then they flashed out.

"hey cool," Hermes said "i've always wanted to go to Venice.."
"dude, you already have been to Venice. remember that time we pranked everyone by putting milk bucket over their doorways?"
"yeah,i know. how could i ever forget a prank? i just said that because i've always wanted to say it.." Hermes replied.
"then why didnt you say it the first time we were her-"
"i dont know! whatever, lets just blend in." Hermes said
"um....Hermes?" Apollo said. "i think you better turn around...."
behind them was the angry love goddess.
"oh crab cakes...." Hermes said "lets run."
and they ran, but Ahrodite could run amazingly fast for someone in high-heels.they ran straight in a theater (not the movie kind, the play kind). they ran backstage. Ahrodite chased after them. suddenly , a really bright light hit them both in the eyes. they were blinded for a second. just then, Ahrodite caught up with them. she clutched onto their togas. they broke free though and acidently wandered onto center stage. then they heard laughing. they turn to face the audience, which was basically every single god that exist, all laughing at them.
Hermes leaned over to Apollo and said "anyone else feel a draft in here?" . they but looked down and noticed they were in nothing but their boxers. Ahrodite was holding their togas backstage. then she walked on stage and came between both of their ears and said "this is why you dont steal from me. i always get what i want." and then she took her belt and left.

Haha nice one!!!! On a completely random note-I FFFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUNNNDDDD IIIITTTTTTT!!!! Don't even worry klyonsm2!!!!!! And it only took me 3 minutes!!!!

This is so funny i love it post soon

Hey demigod!!!!!! So your on this forum too? Sweetnesss!!!! Now it's a PAR-TAY!!!

I'l brought the music*1D starts playing*

Ye-yah!!!! Music makes everything better.....now if only cinnominbubble would come it would be and Olympian sized party!!!!!

Heres some cake for this party

You can't have a party without cake!!

True dat!

HEY!!!! CINNOMINBUBBLE!!!!!! YOU CAME!!!!! NOW IT'S AN OLYMPIAN SIZED PART-AY!!!!!
Hey guys, what comes before part b? PART-A!!!! Hahah worst party joke ever!!! But hey it's a classic and the classics never die!!

Okay I was on since your first comment I just didn't comment

iz hers manns that was good kly
no if only i culd get my chap on paper and fanpop ready

I did not understand a word you said.

siasa
mix
cheese
on samige

I agree with cinnominbubble......I'm confused......

meow
woof!

PINAPPLES!
Now please get on with the story.

I HAT ME

???

me hate me

Why, I mean I hate myself too br why?

i have idea 4 2nd chap but i cant write it.......

Why do you guys hate yourselves? You guys are AWESOME!!!!!!!

NEW PAGE!!!!! Cake for everyone!!!!!!!

CAKE i hat e my writing skilz manz

Oh Idk know bout meI just do.

I'm sure your a great writer bitemeivampire!!!

Biteme ur probably better at writing then me

Changes subject
POST SOON PINNAPPLES
NO I AM TELLING YOU TO POST... NOT THE PINNAPPLES!

I HATE pinnapples

*feints*
Wait I have never feinted before so no I don't feint I gape.

Pinnapples are gross go watermelon

I usually don't like pineapple but now I get pineapples from this one place and they are AMAZING!!!

I never have and never will like pinnapples

Well that's just depressing!!!!!

I like grapes

Do you like red grapes? Green grapes? Purple grapes? Yeyow grapes?
Do you know what that is from?

Yes,yes,yes,no,no

Kid history

I hate grapes
Peanut butter
Orange juice
Cheese
And
Nuts.

why are we talking about pineapples?? and Era im sure your awesome writer . how about you write the chapter and message it to me and i can edit it ? please?
BTW HERES SOME CAKE GUYS! YOUR AWESOME!

^^ the only thing I agree with there is cheese and nuts and sometimes grapes it depends on where you got them. I love peanut butter more than Tyson and love orange juice but hate apple juice.

MY FAVOURATE DRINK EVER IS MANGO JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? I might have to try it

oh my wows. mans u dissed the cheese! i try to rite in 5 min

Cheese isn't good

onoZ here my attept at a chap.....i kana post i am blocked ssin my minds