Dear Percy,
we miss you. come back to camp half blood. hope your one of the seven
love: the whole world

Dear Zeus,

You are...
Insane.
Nuts.
Mental.
Something is wrong with your brain.
Brainwashed.
Stupid.
Dumb.
An idiot.
Very slow.
Clueless.
Ignorant.
Dense.
Dim-witted.
Unintelligent.
Dim.
Thick.
Dull.
Brainless.

I think you get my point.
OPEN UP OLYMPUS ALREADY!

Sincerely,
~partypony

PS, if you smite me with a lightning bolt, beware. I'm wearing rubber.

Nice one
PS love your the gods read the last hero

^^^^HAHA!

Dear Jason (because I find you sooooo hot!),

It's my birthday this week. Will you come celebrate it with me. And will you bring Alex Pettyfer because I figure all you hot guys must know each other! Love you! Opps! I know your in love with Piper or Reyna or whoever else but I mean, I am pretty too. At least I hope. And I like blondes!

Love,
Kayla

I gave you my nickname because I feel like we can be formal to each other...

Yeah, please don't send this letter. It makes me sound like such a teenage girl. How embrassing!

^^^lolz he lost his memory he might not know who he is!! hehe

Dear Nico,

Please get a girlfriend. Your nice and you just need someone your to lonely. I know NicoDiAngelo4 wants to date you.

-Alex :)

Dear thalia

QUIT THE HUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!! And get a boyfriend.

Dear,Jason,Leo,Will and Nico,
Could could you come to my best friends birthday cause shes a fan of you guys

Love
Bettina(biancadi)

Dear Annabeth,

Hi! My name is Catherine (or anna) and I just wanna tell you to hang on a little longer! Rick is writing what happens next as I write this (nevermind who Rick is)! You'll find seaweed brain!

Catherine

Dear Annabeth,



Percy loves you

Tracy

Dear Jason,

YOU'RE NOT PERCY!
AND PERCY IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!
SO GIVE HIM BACK THE SPOTLIGHT! I COMMAND YOU TOO!

-Jupiter (your daddy)


Dear Nico,

YOU ARE AMAZING!
GREATEST!!!! YOU'RE RIGHT UP THERE WITH PERCY!

-Crazed fan who is obsessed with a fictional character(s).


Dear Poseidon,

GET OFF YOUR LAZY TAILFIN, AND GO HELP YOUR SON!
HE IS IN NEED!

-Percy Jackson lover!

P.S. I DON'T LIVE NEAR AN OCEAN SO GOOD LUCK TAKING REVENGE ON ME!


DEAR ARES,

You are SO COOL!
Lol, bet you don't get fan mail often. But yeah, your such a bamph.

-The only person to ever like Ares enough to give him fan-mail

To: Demeter, Goddess Of Agriculture
Mount Olympus, Empire State Building, Manhattan, NY.

Re: YOU SHOULD EAT MORE CEREAL

I'M ALREADY EATING CEREAL, YOU IDIOT.
I eat museli, and that's healthy, so HA!

~partypony

PS, YES, WE GET IT, PERSEPHONE SHOULD'VE BEEN MARRIED TO A LAWYER.