Buffy was walking down the street head back to her apartment. "Ugh, I can't believe Spike, he is such a dumbass", Buffy said to herself, but the man walking past her only heard the "He is such a dumbass" part and he thought she was talking about him.

It was 1:30 in the morning and Buffy couldn't sleep. So she got out of bed and she started walking a little bit, then she heard rustling in the bushes out of her window. Buffy looked out her window and she saw Spike smoking a cigarette.

Spike, what the hell are you doing here", she yelled to him from her window. "I came here to see you, love", he...