Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' said Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' said a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' said Kowalski. Only two days ago had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful day at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a cloud burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t you see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a cloud in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can you do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves or I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the cloud block...

Monique walked over to the dock and put her purse in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two more hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one day can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...