The Heroes of Olympus Don't make me, JACKSON!!

GOLDEN1GIRL posted on Nov 10, 2012 at 11:27PM
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Sup guys,
I am starting this forum but I'm not sure if people will read it so I'll give the first chappie and see how it goes. If no one reads it then I'll just delete it. Please read and comment on it.

Summary:
(Oh and no demigods. All mortal.)
"Percy, touch me gain and I swear I will bitch slap you back to Olympus."
- Annabeth Chase: Don't. Make. Me. Jackson!
Annabeth is stuck in a dorm with Percy Jackson, her least favourite person at school much less the whole world.

Genre: Humor/Romance (Not yet)
Rating: T for language and se**al references. :D Don't worry, there isn't THAT much.

Characters:
Annabeth
Percy
Nico
Thalia
Travis
Conner
Drew
Clarisse
Other HoH characters.

Disclaimer:
I don't own the HoH series or the characters... Sadly.

I will keep updating because I see that people are starting to read and comment so I'll be posting about once a few days or a week.

Careful of the language but besides that it's a hilarious story.
The Percabeth fluff with come in later.

*I will also shoutout stories that I really like on fanfiction.*

HAPPY READINGS!!

last edited on May 20, 2013 at 08:16AM

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over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
Ok then
over a year ago Blackjack-Arion said…
big smile
plz keep writing.... this is such a great story!
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
WHERE R U?!?!?!?!?
over a year ago kkw1700 said…
Nooo... I read all the chapters! Please, post soon!!!
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Hey guys! I know I said a week but here's your promised chapter! :D

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Chapter 7
I am pissed.
Annabeth's POV:

Ugh!! The nerve of that idiot.

I slammed the door behind me and made my way down to the lounge.

I met Thalia on the way there.

"What's up with you?" She asked drinking her coffee.

"Your frikkin cousin, that's what." I muttered.

She sighed.

"What did he do?"

"He came in while I was having a shower!" I snapped.

Thalia spat out her mouthful of coffee.

"He did what??" She said her mouth twitching.

"He came in and saw me showering!" I exclaimed.

She looked thoughtfully at some thing random.

"And how did he get in?" She asked raising her eyebrows.

That's when I realised she was right.

Ugh! Stupid brain.

I forgot to lock the dang door.

"Iforgottologthedoor." I mumbled.

"I'm sorry what?" Thalia said clearly enjoying this.

"I forgottolockthedoor." I mumbled louder.

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you properly." She said smirking.

Oh Thalia was really pushing it.

"I forgot to lock the damn door." I said shouting in her ear.

"Jeez thanks for announcing it to the whole world."

"You were asking for it."

"Let's just go." She muttered.

We headed to our different classes.

I got biology first then physics (I've never been to america's collages so I'm just gonna put whatever sounds smart), history and algebra.

I found my classroom and stepped in.

Everybody was seated already and one seat was left unattended.

I didn't look at anyone as I made my way to that spare seat.

As I took my seat, a voice spoke to me.

"Hey there Annie!"

Oh great, now I'm hearing Percy's voice in my head.

When things couldn't turn out any weirder (to me) I turned my head to see who was sitting beside me.

To my right was a girl with light brown hair.

She gave me a smile and I smiled back.

I turned to my left.

Oh no, first hearing things in my head, now I'm hallucinating??

On my left was the pig headed Percy Jackson.

"Noooooo." I moaned.

"What? Do I have something on my face?" He asked horrified.

He felt his face all over.

I rolled my eyes.

Boys were so oblivious.

This was gonna be a long year.

"No percy, I was just scared out of my skin when I saw your face." I said.

He stuck his tongue out at me.

Mature, mature Percy.

"Hello class, welcome to biology. My name is Mr. Waggasilka."(A/N What? I am trying to make this biology class interesting!)

"Nice name." Percy snorted.

Half of the class followed.

I rolled my eyes.

Mr. Wagga- whatever glared at Percy with his squinty eyes.

"Young man, unless you want to spent an hour's worth of washing my mum's false teeth, I suggest you be quiet."

Everyone went quiet.

He even managed to get percy looking green!

Mr. Waggasilkom or whatever his name is, he is going to get along with me very well.

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Hey guys, tell me what you think about the chapter. I won't be posting until I get over 8 comments from 8 different people.

G1G xxx
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over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
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GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
Hahah thanks cinbub! ;) I'm gonna call u that from now on! :D CINBUB! over a year ago
over a year ago corrected said…
nice post but u aint gettin 8 comments
GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
Maybe maybe not over a year ago
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
cant u cut it down to 5 ppl? plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
*bows thanks to over a year ago
GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
*you ;) over a year ago
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
laugh
Nup, 8 people. You've got 3 down, just 5 more to go. You can tell your friends about this forum and besides, I need a little time to write the next chapter. :D
over a year ago darange said…
This is awesome!!!! And really funny!
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GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
Thanks :) over a year ago
over a year ago Rain12345 said…
Hahahaha! This is really funny!!!
GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
I'm glad you like it :) over a year ago
over a year ago kkw1700 said…
Sixxxxx please post!
GOLDEN1GIRL commented…
I gonna post soon, when I get 2 more comments. ;) over a year ago
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
2 more to go!!
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Two more guys! You can do it!
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
uggggggggh!!!! y cant u post???
over a year ago corrected said…
I'm going to spam other forums with the link to your story
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
spam popular forums
over a year ago Alex13126 said…
Hi.
My name's Alex. Not to be a killjoy, but could you please stop spamming other forums with the link to this story? It's quite disrespectful to other fanfiction writers. Please keep links to the walls only. I don't quite care about spam, but I do like to respect other authors and fanfiction writers.
Thank you :)
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over a year ago corrected said…
THAT COUNTS AS A COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!! lol one more!
and i didnt spam. i only posted the link once on a few forums. thtas not spamming.
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
1 MORE TO GO!!!
over a year ago Alex13126 said…
Look. I don't want a fight. Being a fanfiction writer myself, I know I get pissed off and annoyed when others post links on my fanfics without my permission. All I'm saying is to please keep ads on the wall.

By the way, I am sorry to golden1girl if I'm being disrespectful myself by saying this on her forum. This will be my last comment, and I won't spam on here again. Next time, I'll inbox or ask on walls.
corrected commented…
i know i stopped over a year ago
over a year ago swaggerlicious_ said…
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Omg I absolutely lurrrrve this story!! I'm your 8th person so post!!!
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Thank you for all the 8 comments! Here is you promised chapter and a sneak peak of the next! Enjoy peeps!!

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Chapter 8
Me, percy, and a very angry Annabeth.
Nico' POV

"Dude!! Omg I just had another idea for a prank we can play on Annabeth!" Percy whispered.

We were in Mythology class and me and Percy were just talking and passing notes.

Hmm, I wonder what it is this time.

Knowing Percy, it could be frozen blue cheese in Annabeth's bathroom supplies so that she mistakes it for soap.

Or it could be blue food dye in her lip gloss...

It could be anything if Percy is pulling a prank.

I grinned.

"So what do you have in mind?" I asked mysteriously.

"Well, you know, I kinda know Annabeth's timetable of how often she showers and washes her hair."

"Dude, stalkerish much?" I said smirking.

"No, shut up. Anyway, tonight, she's gonna shower and wash her hair-"

"Dude, I thought we were going to play a prank, not you telling me how often Annabeth cleans herself."

He glared.

"Just listen! Okay, so after she washes her hair, she's gonna use the hair dryer. So I figured, if we could put flour in her personal hair dryer by the time she finished showering, then it be hilarious." He explained.

I stared at him.

"Dude, no wonder why we're related!" I said proudly.

He chuckled.

Just then, the bell rang.

"Well, lets get to work." He said grinning.

LiNe BreAk PeOPLes....

We got the flour from our cooking class and that was pretty much all we needed.

We were headed towards Percy's dorm when we bumped into Thalia.

"Percy, Nico, have you seen Annabeth?" She asked impatiently.

"Well, hi to you too my lovely cousin." I muttered sarcastically.

She glared at me.

"Nope! Sorry we haven't seen her. If I knew her well enough, I would guess that she's with some teacher discussing the difference between a cube and a box." Percy answered.

"Ok whatever." Se said as she walked off.

"Your welcome!" I called out after her.

She turned towards me and have me another glare.

"I think she's having her monthly girls thing." I whispered to Percy.

He burst out laughing.

I didn't understand why but then he pointed at me... Or something behind Me.

LiNe BreAk AgAIn PeEPs!

"Ow, ow, ow!" I said as I walked up the stairs.

After I made the little comment about Thalia having her monthly girly issues, she was right behind me and beat the crap outa me.

Don't get me wrong, we are family but if Thalia gets mad, her favourite person to take it all out in is me.

That's hardly fair.

But most of the time, we do get along pretty well.

I groaned as I looked up to see another set of stairs.

All of the elevators were out of order so we had to take the stairs.

I trudged myself up and panted heavily as I reached Percy's dorm.

Percy grinned at me.

I scowled.

"Come on! Annabeth's gonna be back in 15 minutes." He said hurrying.

I sighed as I got to work.

Percy went into Annabeth's room to go find her hair dryer.

He came out with Annabeth's black lacy bra.

"Dude! Put that back! Only get the hair dryer, not some chick's underwear!" I scolded him although I was grinning.

He returned the grin and he went back into Annabeth's room.

Finally he came out with her hair dryer.

We poured the flour into the place where the hot air comes out.

When we finished, Percy held it flat as he gently placed back where Annabeth keeps it.

That moment when percy closed Annabeth's room door, Annabeth comes walking in.

She saw us and she immediately narrowed her eyes.

"What are you doing in here?" He asks.

"Hey! I also live here so I can bring anyone I want before 8:30pm." Percy replied.

Annabeth studied us carefully and made her way to her room.

"We will just be sitting here watching tv!" Percy called out.

"I don't give a crap!" She shouted back.

"Geez, maybe it's her time of month too?" I muttered.

"Dude! What's with you and girls times of month?" Percy asked me.

"Nothing!" I answered.

We sat there watching tv waiting for the scream of horror from Annabeth.

We waited and waited but nothing.

"Percy, I think she found out so I'm just gonna-"

"Perseus Jackson, Nico Di Angelo." A voice growled.

We turned to see a white haired girl.

Annabeth's hair and face were white all over and because Annabeth's hair was still wet, it made the flour look more visible.

Her hair was fuzzy and frizzy (the zee's!) that made her look like a white haired hippie.

She looked like a mad woman with an experiment gone wrong.

Although we were scared about what she might do to us, we nearly doubled over laughing but we bit the insides of our cheeks from doing so.

"You. Are. So. Dead."

We bolted out of the door before she could've hurt us.

Chapter 9
If I could, I would kill you right there.
Annabeth's POV:

My face was red (technically they were white but I'm not gonna argue with Annabeth while she's angry), my hair white and my favourite black lacy bra gone.

I was not gonna let them go on this one.

With a towel around my body, I wet out into the corridor and saw people looking at me as though I was a person from mars.

I saw Thalia from the other side of the corridor.

She saw me and looked at me with horror and surprise.

She walks slowly to me as if she knew not to make me annoyed while I'm already mad.

"So, I'm guessing my cousins did this to you?" She asked nervously.

"Your. Damn. Frikkin. Cousins. The twin terrors-"

"Technically they aren't twins." Her voice quietens as she sees my glare.

"Oh speak of the devil."

Percy and Nico try's to walk casually, or as casually as you can web they think they've got an angry Annabeth after them.

"Oh dude look!" Nico says pointing to me.

"Oh shiz!"

They backed away but I was too fast.

Instantly, I was in the middle of them both with my hands holding onto both of the necks.

"Please don't kill us." Percy whimpered.

"Okay, Annabeth, I will take care of them." Thalia says trying to free them from my manly grip.

"Oh no can do Thals. They aren't getting away with this easily." I said my voice hard.

"Ow, ow, ow, your hurting my neck." percy complained .

"Oh stop being such a wuss percy." Thalia snapped.

"Okay, fine, how bout, we do anything you guys say and you let us go and not hurt us. We will do anything for 2 weeks but you can't hurt us about this." Nico proposed.

Me and Thalia glanced at each other.

We shared an understanding and Percy caught our evil grins.

"Um, Nico, can we talk about that for a sec-" he chuckled nervously.

"We accept."

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So what did you think of that? Oh and about percabeth, do you think I should keep it like this or make percy and Annabeth together? If i get them together, the story would be less funny but if you guys vote for percabeth, then I'm gonna put it at the very end! So tell me what you think.

G1G xx
over a year ago corrected said…
alex i already stopped. i ddnt spam. it was only once. y r u still here?
over a year ago corrected said…
GREAT POST BTW
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
THAT WAS SOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!! AND AMAZING!!!!
plzz have percabeth! and plzzzzzzz post soon!
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
cake
NEW PAGE!!!!
cake! :)
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Hey guys, this isn't an update but I will try to post in a week or two. And also, you should rea this awesome fanfic called "hidden beneath." It is awesome!!
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
Coolio!
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Hey guys, just to put it out there, should I pit this forum on hold (wait, keep reading before you break your keyboard) and write the highschool life of them, like let's just say this forum is the sequel. Should I write the first story or just continue with this?
over a year ago corrected said…
continue
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
i think u should just continue this.
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
both but make the other one a flashback later on...or Annabeth's Diary
over a year ago girlygirl1234 said…
Some one told me to look at this. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . It is good
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
yes it is........ SO POST SOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
over a year ago corrected said…
IM THE ONE WHO TOLD U!!!!!!! PROBABLY WHEN I SPAMMED A LINK TO THIS
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Heya guys! Here's your update!


Chapter 9
If I could, I would kill you right there.
Annabeth's POV:

My face was red (technically they were white but I'm not gonna argue with Annabeth while she's angry), my hair white and my favourite black lacy bra gone.

I was not gonna let them go on this one.

With a towel around my body, I wet out into the corridor and saw people looking at me as though I was a person from mars.

I saw Thalia from the other side of the corridor.

She saw me and looked at me with horror and surprise.

She walks slowly to me as if she knew not to make me annoyed while I'm already mad.

"So, I'm guessing my cousins did this to you?" She asked nervously.

"Your. Damn. Frikkin. Cousins. The twin terrors-"

"Technically they aren't twins." Her voice quietens as she sees my glare.

"Oh speak of the devil."

Percy and Nico try's to walk casually, or as casually as you can web they think they've got an angry Annabeth after them.

"Oh dude look!" Nico says pointing to me.

"Oh shiz!"

They backed away but I was too fast.

Instantly, I was in the middle of them both with my hands holding onto both of the necks.

"Please don't kill us." Percy whimpered.

"Okay, Annabeth, I will take care of them." Thalia says trying to free them from my manly grip.

"Oh no can do Thals. They aren't getting away with this easily." I said my voice hard.

"Ow, ow, ow, your hurting my neck." percy complained .

"Oh stop being such a wuss percy." Thalia snapped.

"Okay, fine, how bout, we do anything you guys say and you let us go and not hurt us. We will do anything for 2 weeks but you can't hurt us about this." Nico proposed.

Me and Thalia glanced at each other.

We shared an understanding and Percy caught our evil grins.

"Um, Nico, can we talk about that for a sec-" he chuckled nervously.

"We accept." I said letting go of them.

Their hands went immediately to the back of their necks and winced.

I walked back to my room head held high.

Thalia followed me and once we got into the my dorm, she had this evil grin that you see in kids cartoons.

"So, what shall we make them do?"

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Percy's POV

"Nico! Why did you agree to it?" I exclaimed.

"What? She was ready to murder us!" Nico snapped.

I huffed.

We had to meet Annabeth and Thalia by 3:30pm in my dorm.

"Come on, lets get going." He mumbled.

We made our way up the stairs to my dorm.

We slowly opened the door to find nobody in the room.

I looked suspiciously at Nico but he had that same face on.

We took small steps into my do when I felt a light pain on the back of my head.

I fell into blackness.

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Thalia's POV

I couldn't be any prouder of myself.

When my oh-so-lovely cousins came in, we hit them with a book.

Not as hard to give them a concussion but hard enough to take them out for a good few minutes.

Annabeth had taken percy and I had taken Nico an NO, we weren't gonna rape them.

I looked proudly at Nico- my master piece.

I had drawn a curly moustache under his nose, a goatee on his chin, two nose piercings well, on his nose (nah shiz), thick black eyeliner under and above his eyes and drawn on his eyebrows.

Don't worry, I drew It on with a safe permanent marker.

I thought about some other stuff to draw.

I snapped my fingers.

I could use Annabeth's make up stuff.

I dragged Nico over to Annabeth's room and when I had I look at percy, I had to hold down to Annabeth's bed stand to not fall on the ground laughing.

Percy's mouth was wide open with something that dentists use before they put your braces on.

Do not ask me where Annabeth got those from.

Annabeth drew on braces on Percy's teeth.

Boy this was fun.

Me and Annabeth spent another 8 minutes or so putting on makeup on the both of them.

When we were done, we grinned evilly at each other before high-fiving.

We had a plan and it was not very nice but it was payback for all the times percy and Nico have annoyed the crap out of me.

Seriously.

There was that one time when we were all 13 and we had like a family thanksgiving.

All my aunts and uncles came.

Percy and Nico were there too.

Unfortunately, thanksgiving was at my house that yea so I spent the whole day helping my mum clean the house.

When we were about to eat dinner, percy and Nico ran downstairs and was laughing.

They were holding a photo of me and Luke on one of our kisses.

None of my relatives knew about Luke and when my mum and dad saw the picture, I was given a 45min lecture on boyfriends, sex, period etc.

I even had "The Talk" with my dad while Percy and Nico were in the back clutching their ribs, faces red with laughter.

Ever since then, I had never EVER put my photos in an album where there was no lock.

I now always buy a special photo album where it is lockable and just to be safe, I put chains and locked it again.

We dragged percy and Nico down to the main lounge earning wired looks from everyone.

Once we got to the lounge, I placed percy and Nico up on the stage and drew the curtains.

Me and- Annabeth and I (knowing Annabeth for years, some of her smarticles rubbed off on me) backed off the stage as percy and Nico began to stir.

I signalled the curtain guy to open the curtains up.

By now, percy and Nico were both wide awake.

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What did you think of it, love it hate it? Comment!!
Should I put this up on fanfiction? Uhh, I don't exactly know how to use it yet. Help? 😬😎😊
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
laugh
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! LMAO!!! LOLOLOL!!!
this is hilarious! cant wait to see their expressions.
plzzzzz post soon!!
over a year ago corrected said…
post
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
Looks!
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
Dis is awesomesauceificationess!
over a year ago GOLDEN1GIRL said…
hey guys, im going away for two weeks so i wont be able post during that time. I'm also gonna move this story to fanfiction.net so just a heads up. heres the url: link so yeah. Be sure to comment on them and on the next chapter, im gonna give a shoutout to cinbub, corrected and rainbow_girl so just give me your fanfiction username. Love you guys and see you on fanfiction! Thanks for not giving up on the story.
G1G XXX
corrected commented…
i dont have a fanfic username...and i probably wont make one so ill ocmment as a guest over a year ago
rainbow_girl commented…
ya. me neither. but ill be reading it! over a year ago
cinnominbubble commented…
Cinnominbubble is still my username over a year ago
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
I have an account but its linked to my Facebook and my mom changed my password:(
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
r u still gonna post on here though?
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
dat is wat I was thinking...yesterday...
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
yaaaa..... seems like she isnt...
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
Sad...
over a year ago TheBookWorm123 said…
Keep posting this is an awesome story!!!
over a year ago rainbow_girl said…
sad
ikr! but.... it seems like shes gone......
over a year ago cinnominbubble said…
:'()':